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Heather is excited to bring her boyfriend, Tripp, out to meet the group at her Jupiter Year party. She is hopeful that all the women will behave on this episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, but we all know that’s never gonna happen…especially when Whitney has had it with the comments from Lisa. Britani is on almost everyone’s sh*t list, but it’s what she says to Mary that is the last straw.
Heather is proud to show off her boyfriend of 6 months and she thinks it’s a good time for him to get introduced to the women. Jupiter Year happens once every 12 years for each zodiac sign, and boy has her life changed since 12 years ago!
Bronwyn is en route with her boo, Brandon, who admitted he was vibing to “Hypocrisy and Bullsh*t” before he realized what was happening.
Seth is showing up to this event with Meredith despite all of the rumors swirling around the group-thanks, Britani! Angie is rolling up with Mary, who refuses to “costume.”
Whitney loves Heather’s sober boyfriend because she has a non-drinking buddy. Heather debriefs Whitney about what Angie said about her. Angie called Whitney the messiest one of the group, but Whitney believes that Angie inserted herself into her situations TWICE…so who is messy??
Heather also tells her that Lisa is talking smack, claiming Whitney uses her personal life to get sympathy from the others. Lisa is back to saying that Whitney is not credible.
Whitney does not want Lisa in her business, but that’s hard considering their husbands are friends. This also means that Lisa’s husband talks to Whitney’s…and so Whitney has heard how horrible the Barlow’s finances are, that John can’t stand Lisa, and that his life is miserable. Yikes.
“Yes, Justin talks to John so if she wants to f-cking rip off that Band-Aid, how about [Lisa] talk about her personal life?” asked Whitney. “John’s talked about how horrible their finances are, that they’re in a horrible state. That he can’t stand Lisa, and that his life is f-cking miserable.”
When Bronwyn arrives, Whitney talks about the hypocrisy and bullsh*t that Lisa is currently spewing. Whitney claims the “gloves are off.”
Lisa and Whitney can barely say hello to each other and Mary can barely look in Britani’s direction. Mary is disgusted that Britani stole from her, even after knowing all that she has been through. Mary’s stuck on Britani taking the decor off the table AND taking back the flowers she brought for Mary. Just because Britani takes them to a nursing home does not mean it’s the right thing to do.
The astrological readings begin and Angie gets called out for her Scorpio stinger. It’s true that sometimes she does not think before her nastiness comes out. Maybe that would explain why she is so messy lately.
Britani comes to say hello to Seth, after slandering his name. She clearly has no idea about social boundaries. Seth explains that he needs to leave because he has had enough, but Meredith feels like he made it look like he was uncomfortable. She calls Britani a “complete weirdo creep” and warns her to stay away. Britani has no business in her marriage and Meredith refuses to hear anything that comes out of her mouth.
The night continues and Angie is ready to tell Bronwyn the truth, since she has deemed herself the truth fairy. Britani has a real estate license (although she has had zero sales) and she has accessed the deed to Bronwyn’s home. Britani is on the hunt to expose Bronwyn for not being on the deed, but Bronwyn explains that she is a trustee and knocks down any of Britani’s “findings.”
Bronwyn refers to Angie as a telephone of Salt Lake City and wonders why Angie is so focused on everyone else. Bronwyn chooses not to hear what Angie wants to tell her about Lisa, but Angie spills anyway. Lisa claims that Bronwyn’s boyfriend is a PR stunt and Bronwyn laughs it off. Is this the PR she would want to pay for?!
When Britani walks over to the group, Angie calls her out for pulling up the comps on their homes. Being professionally curious is not cutting it with Bronwyn and Bronwyn is agitated because she thought they were in a better place. Britani claims that Bronwyn weaves a web of lies and Bronwyn explains that she is not filing for divorce in open court because of stalkers like Britani.
Quai calls Britani creepy, but Britani claps back with “I know a lot about you,too.” Quai realizes that there is a reason no one really like Britani and it’s because she is a sh*t stirrer. Angie reminds Britani that she is talking about people AND stealing flowers. Angie wonders to Britani if she is going to nursing homes in hopes of getting their pensions. Ouch.
In the midst of Britani’s tears, Heather gets on the mic to give her big speech and shares in her confessional that she feels like she is ready to grow old with Tripp. Afterwards, Whitney walks over to Lisa, warning her to get her phone ready cuz she’s probably gonna wanna call John. How threatening.
Whitney pulls Angie aside to chat about the “messy” comment. Angie denies saying that Whitney uses her life as a crutch, but Angie throws Lisa under the bus. Whitney calls Angie out for telling people when she hears gossip about them and Heather chooses to simply bypass the ongoing fight.
Whitney drags Angie over to find out the truth from Lisa. Whitney reminds Lisa that she has taken accountability and refuses to share her life if all of them are salivating over her tea. Whitney reminds Lisa that they both go through hard things and hints that John talks to Justin, too. Whitney believes that Lisa is talking about her marriage to hide what’s going on. And you can see Lisa immediately try to shut down Whitney… perhaps to stop her from saying more in front of the group.
Lisa argued with Whitney during this RHOSLC episode as Meredith looked on
Mary thinks that Angie is being two-faced, hanging all over Britani, eating food out of her hair- this is the one time Mary agrees with Whitney. Heather finds herself in a tricky situation because she cannot out Angie’s marital situation.
Britani tries to talk to Mary for a moment, but Mary refuses, letting her know that she does not want Britani around her. She tells Britani that she has a stealing problem, calling her out for taking her flowers from her event.
The level of disrespect baffles Mary. She tells Britani that she is going through it right now, but Britani, in the heat of it all, states, “that’s not a thing.” Now, in her confessional, Britani claims there was a misunderstanding during that fight. She never meant that Mary’s grief is not a thing, but it’s too late now. Meredith has had it and Mary is done with Britani. Seems like there is no coming back after this new low.
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