“‘Wayne Enterprises is an incredible company, truly incredible,’” one user imagined Trump saying. “‘Many people tell me Bruce Wayne reminds them of me. You really are the best, believe me. How do you do it? I guess we’re just built differently.’”
“‘Bruce Wayne, lovely gentleman. Real patriot. I told him to come back to the Tower whenever he would like. He is going to let me drive the Batmobile,’” mimicked someone else.
“Trump would absolutely, and with a straight face, tell you that he’s had dealings with Wayne Enterprises,” joked another user. “He’d say the Riddler ‘is not as clever as he thinks he is!’”