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Robert Garcia, the mayor of Lengthy Seaside, California and proud Snyderbrony and fan of all issues DC Comics, is transferring up on the planet. Garcia received his election to California’s newly redrawn forty second District. If Democrats handle to upset expectations and retain management of the Home, an unlikely however potential state of affairs, they’ll partially have Robert Garcia to thank. That is numerous energy for one DC Comics fan who as soon as received in a Twitter spat with Strolling Lifeless mogul Robert Kirkman, again earlier than it was all the craze for politicians to get in Twitter spats with celebrities over trivial points. So in some ways, Robert Garcia is a pioneer.
Elected as Mayor of Lengthy Seaside in 2014, Garcia was the youngest, first brazenly homosexual, first Latino, and first Snyderbrony mayor of town. He used his energy to advertise pro-DC insurance policies, reminiscent of hiding secret DC fanboy messages, within the building of a brand new neighborhood heart and calling for the discharge of the Synder Lower of Justice League, a model o the 2016 movie that restores the imaginative and prescient of director Zack Snyder, who was compelled to depart the mission because of a private tragedy. Alleged faux feminist Joss Whedon was introduced in to complete Snyder’s work, however as a substitute of respecting his imaginative and prescient, Whedon changed all of Snyder’s badass Superman scenes with scenes the place Cyborg says “booyah.”
Because of this, the movie flopped on the field workplace, forcing Geoff Johns and DC Movies President Jon Berg to pay the final word value. However Justice League would discover redemption when a bunch of hardcore Zack Snyder followers, recognized colloquially as Snyderbronies, joined collectively to demand that DC launch the Snyder Lower. These Snyderbronies received their want when the Snyder Lower was launched on HBO Max in 2021. And now, they’re sending their very own consultant, Robert Garcia, to Congress.
What extra might Snyderbronies obtain with one among their owns wielding nationwide legislative energy? Maybe the complete restoration of the Synderverse by act of congress, forcing DC Leisure to convey Snyder again to direct all of their movies and TV exhibits and switch the DCEU again right into a universe the place persons are now not “residing in a f**king dream world” as a result of they watch superhero films the place the heroes do not “embezzle cash from their companies” or “commit any atrocities.” Already, business influencers are in search of to achieve favor with Garcia, with legendary comedian e-book creator Mike Mignola providing to ship the newly-elected official free comedian books.
And Garcia is already additionally utilizing DC references to assault political opponents, reminiscent of Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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