Deadpool’s Back, and He’s Got a New Toy

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In Deadpool #13, Wade Wilson is out for revenge against Death Grip, armed with a mysterious new weapon. But first, he’s got a score to settle with Solem. Check out the preview here!

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THE ROAD TO REVENGE! DEATH GRIP killed DEADPOOL – and now that he’s better, WADE is out to return the favor! Armed with a DEADLY NEW WEAPON, his first stop is SOLEM, the mutant who armed Mr. Grip with the MURAMASA BLADE that did him in. Karma time! PLUS: A short but crucial guest appearance from WOLVERINE! RATED PARENTAL ADVISORY.

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Deadpool #13
by Cody Ziglar & Roge Antonio, cover by Taurin Clarke
THE ROAD TO REVENGE! DEATH GRIP killed DEADPOOL – and now that he’s better, WADE is out to return the favor! Armed with a DEADLY NEW WEAPON, his first stop is SOLEM, the mutant who armed Mr. Grip with the MURAMASA BLADE that did him in. Karma time! PLUS: A short but crucial guest appearance from WOLVERINE! RATED PARENTAL ADVISORY.
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.6″W x 10.2″H x 0.05″D   (16.8 x 25.9 x 0.1 cm) | 2 oz (51 g) | 240 per carton
On sale Apr 02, 2025 | 32 Pages | 75960620897501311
Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:
75960620897501316 – DEADPOOL #13 JESSICA FONG ELLIE VIRGIN VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN
75960620897501321 – DEADPOOL #13 JESSICA FONG ELLIE VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN
75960620897501331 – DEADPOOL #13 DAVID BALDEON VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN
75960620897501341 – DEADPOOL #13 SEAN GALLOWAY APRIL POOL’S DAY VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN

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