Margaret Calls Jennifer Matted Drug Addict

This week on the Actual Housewives of New Jersey, the episode is titled “Driving Miss Loopy.” Marge and Jennifer are at one another’s jugular, and the brand new ladies are questioning, what the heck did we join? Buckle up and let’s go for a loopy journey, we could?

Danielle is planning a Barbie-themed party for her precocious daughter Valentina. She is apprehensive about having Jennifer and Rachel on the identical occasion. Danielle is mostly a dangerous actress since everybody is aware of that sh*t goes down at events in Housewives’ world. On this franchise, it even goes down at christenings for God’s sake!

Rachel has her dad and mom and grandma come over to go to. She has two cute little ones. Rachel lets us know her grandma is a pistol. She will get sh*t from her for not choosing up the cellphone and pushing buttons. Rachel mentions she would possibly need one other youngster, however John reminds her they’ve a three-month-old already. Rachel’s stepson Jaiden lives full-time with them, and he doesn’t need any extra siblings. He’s trying ahead to the day when he doesn’t have stroller wheels in his face. Rachel shares along with her household how Jennifer was slamming her nostril job, and I didn’t hear anybody contesting that…

Melissa is taking Antonia out for a driving lesson — UGH, the worst, I went grey in a single day through the strategy of instructing my daughter to drive. She shares that Antonia is doing higher and is glad after their transfer. Melissa tells Antonia to maintain her relationship along with her cousins separate from her dad and mom’ drama and at all times present her aunt respect. It’s a very fascinating juxtaposition between Teresa and Melissa speaking to their “dorters.”

Teresa is 5 weeks away from her wedding ceremony audition for season three of Soiled John. She is attempting on wedding ceremony attire with Gia and Milania. Tre appears further crispy on this scene, and I hope the stylist might mud bust her fried pores and skin cells off of the costume. She credit Louie for a way nicely the ladies are doing, and the way insulting is it to provide him credit score? They focus on Joe not strolling Tre down the aisle, and the concept he wouldn’t attend the marriage is troublesome to the ladies.

Gia makes an fascinating remark when requested about her uncle Joe and Melissa in her ITM. She claims she used to see them on a regular basis down on the shore BEFORE Louie was within the image. Aspect observe: Gia needs to go to legislation college, and he or she actually must make that occur since Teresa is heading down one other harmful path to Camp Fed married to Louie. She wants to have the ability to maintain her mother off the present American Greed.

Jennifer is assembly Melissa for lunch, and I would like that watermelon martini! She talks about Invoice not serving to with parenting the youngsters. Jennifer doesn’t battle with Invoice anymore over the infidelity. She thinks Margaret has a dysfunctional sample along with her pals, and manufacturing reveals how they’re dropping like flies. Jennifer mentions how Margaret encourages Melissa up to now a ball participant. She says to watch out with Marge since she is harmful.

Jen F. is having a Southern-themed get together, and he or she is hoping there received’t be any bloodshed. Marge arrives along with her floppy Miss Daisy hat, and is she one other Housewife taking Ozempic, or are her physique components melting off like her face? Melissa tells Marge that Jennifer was implying that she is attempting to get Melissa to go away Joe. Dolores arrives along with her ladies flopping round, and I had excessive hopes since she had a brand new man that he would possibly give her some suggestions on what to not put on. Melissa shares that Danielle has points along with her brother over her super-extra Instagram posts. Rachel is stunned that one thing so insignificant brought about the siblings to not converse. She is correct — there’s a lot extra to this story…

Jackie, who nonetheless has not brushed the again of her hair, arrives and has little interest in sitting close to Danielle. Teresa joins the group and sits subsequent to the Fried Hen since they each have that further crispy look. Jennifer arrives sporting a brief denim costume, which isn’t flattering on her, and the opposite women are already calling her a f*cking a*shole. When questioned about her conceitedness, she says she doesn’t brag — she explains info. Margaret confronts Jennifer about her feedback about being a foul buddy. She says her solely buddy is Teresa who’s a bushy dolt with Chewie in her ancestry. Rachel is surprised by these two grown ladies screaming at one another.

Jennifer slams Marge with, “I’ve a household, which is one thing you by no means know what it’s like.” She shouts that Marge is jealous of her household. Marge slings at Jennifer there’s nothing glad in her marriage and nothing to be jealous of besides Invoice’s wage. Jen F. is stepping in as a referee for these two, and he or she lets them know that she has neighbors who’re subsequent door. She makes some extent to say she doesn’t stay the place Teresa does. Teresa, who loves bragging, mentions that she has six acres for her and Louie to graze on.

Jennifer calls Marge a silly previous girl, and it is sort of a curse in Housewife world to recommend anybody is growing older. Marge hurls at Jennifer that she is nothing however a matted little druggie. Jennifer stupidly doesn’t notice that marijuana is a drug, and you’ll see why she and Tre are aligned — Dumb and Dumber, Jersey addition. Dolores needs for the happier days in Paterson whenever you would simply slug it out and recover from it. Jen F. asks Jennifer to go away since that is uncontrolled. Teresa leaves along with her offended little minion.

We’ve got now arrived at Valentina’s Barbie-themed get together. Danielle appears extra like a Barbie than the lady she employed to play Barbie. She and Rachel are speaking in regards to the dysfunctional lunch at Jen’s. Jennifer arrives with Olivia, and that youngster is extra enthusiastic about digicam time than her mom, which is saying quite a bit! Olivia mentions she needs to be a therapist when she grows up, and she’s going to want one after being raised by Jennifer. Rachel asks Jennifer how she is doing after the battle with Marge. She shouldn’t be following Jennifer’s rationalization for her dangerous habits.

Valentina will get her huge entrance and tumbles her manner into the room along with her mother screeching her encouragement. Tre and Louie focus on Marge calling Jennifer a matted drug addict. It’s then talked about that Marge encourages Melissa to go away her chauvinist husband since she might accomplish that significantly better. Teresa admits she solely made good with Marge since Louie instructed her to it is advisable to maintain your enemies shut. Marge is credited with being a grasp manipulator, which isn’t laborious to do with this forged of dolts.

Jennifer is chatting with Teresa, and Louie and isn’t threatened by Marge, aka Kojak with a wig. Rachel and Danielle be part of the dialog, and Tre is telling them to do their homework about Marge. Tre additionally tells them to concentrate?!? Effectively, the final time that remark was thrown out a desk was flipped!

Subsequent week, Dolores has her charity occasion, and Frank remains to be attempting to maintain Dolores near him. Teresa is assembly with a therapist, who’s advising her to let her relationship go along with her brother. Pleased Hump Day, Blurbers, and see you tomorrow in Miami for half certainly one of their reunion.

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