South Park wrapped up its unholiest season yet on Wednesday as Trump’s mission to take out his own Antichrist spawn reaches its conclusion.
In the Season 28 finale ‘The Crap Out’, Stan is desperate for a Christmas miracle while living in his grandpa’s retirement home after his dad lost their house, and the Woodland Creatures have just the miracle for him to grant.
Meanwhile, Satan decorates the White House nursery for the holidays, as well as his “butt baby’s” impending arrival. But mommy-to-be is none too happy when he finds out Trump has ditched him and gone to South Park.
There, the POTUS and JD Vance dress as Santa and an elf to break Peter Thiel out of jail, as he’s the only person who can stop the Antichrist from being born.
As Satan finds Vance’s jockstrap in Trump’s laundry, Towelie tells him about their plot to kill the baby. He then sets off after Trump and Vance to confront them about the affair.
“This child is going to be born, and for once, you are going to have to live with the consequences of your actions,” declares Satan.
Meanwhile, Jesus comes to Trump’s rescue and helps him break Thiel out of jail. “This happens to be a great man, who’s protecting our country from f*gs,” says Christ as Stan notes, “He’s all Christian now.
At the hospital, Trump and his crew arrive to room 67 to carry out their plan, but Stan appeals to Jesus and gets him on Satan’s side.
But it’s too late. Amid all the drama outside the womb, the baby apparently hung itself inside Satan’s belly. Conveniently, it happened during the couple of minutes missing from the ultrasound, but Fox News notes it was “definitely suicide.”
Although Satan didn’t get his happily ever after, Stan ends up getting a Christmas miracle as Jesus gets him and his family a home in time for the holidays.
