Last October, a film critic “reviewed” a new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie that hasn’t been released yet.

I remembered today that Arnold was supposed to play Santa Claus in a new Christmas movie. Curious about what happened to the movie, I looked it up: “The Man with The Bag” was supposed to release in October 2025, but it has clearly been delayed. Not only has it not been released yet, but there’s no release date announced and no trailer online.

That didn’t stop this film critic from WISH-TV, though. In October, Patty Spitler “reviewed” the film. She reads the plot synopsis, then makes a few tangential comments and jokes to hide the fact that she has obviously not seen the movie.

If you’re curious, she gives it 3 out of 5 stars.