South Park returned from another two-week break on Wednesday with some fresh jabs at Donald Trump and Peter Thiel.
During the Season 27 episode ‘Twisted Christian‘, Theil visits the children of South Park to preach against the “satanic numerology shit” going on at the school, as the kids share inside jokes about the numbers six and seven (an actual phenomena taking over schools recently).
“I’m Peter Thiel and I know about the anti-Christ,” he declares in the assembly after his own theme song states the same intro, a nod to the tech billionaire’s recent lectures on armageddon and the possible identity of the antichrist.
According to Thiel’s South Park lecture, the end of the world will happen in six to seven days, as predicted by Revelation 6:7. His obsession with the numbers results in Thiel turning South Park into a surveillance state and commandeering all the students’ data to compile a list of cultists.
“Wait why is there a camera in the girls bathroom?” asks Jesus, to which Thiel declares: “To stop the anti-Christ!”
Meanwhile, Cartman has the most aggressive reaction to the numbers, going full Linda Blair with projectile vomit. This draws Thiel to his door for an Exorcist homage as he is determined to get to the bottom of the numbers’ meaning and how Cartman is supposed to stop the antichrist.
Thiel remains in contact with JD Vance, who is determined to stop Satan from birthing Trump’s demonic spawn, as the POTUS visits Planned Parenthood to try and take matters into his own hands.
Unfortunately, the doctor is unable to help give Satan an abortion, so they instead recommend Trump reach out to Thiel, expert on the antichrist.
Turning its premiere-delayed 10 episode Season 27 into a mega season, South Park airs on Comedy Central at 10 pm ET Wednesdays, and the next day on Paramount+. Unless Parker and Stone hit the wall again this year and run out of time to get an episode on the air, South Park‘s remaining Season 27 shows will land on Oct. 29, Nov. 12, 26 and Dec. 10 respectively.
